Redster: Five and a quarter
Cutester: Two

for two minutes of unbearable cuteness as the Redster teaches her little sister to count to twenty. You’ll also notice that the whole gig is just a distraction from the pain inflicted on the Cutester by her big sister dumping her on her bottom, after attempting to lift her up (it’s the climax to the song ‘Zoom zoom zoom / we’re going to the moon’ but you really have to be a older than five to do the zooming part).

N.B. the small table they are sitting at is not a sort of quarantine zone for children to keep them out of the adults’ hair while they eat supper. They elected to sit there of their own free will, really they did.