Babe: 3 years and 4 months
Babeling: 7 weeks

Attempt any TWO of the following THREE questions:

– Mummy, who made God?

– Mummy, when will it be yesterday?

– Mummy, why is that man [always within earshot] in a wheelchair / very old / black?

You have 30 SECONDS. You may answer ONE question with the words: Umm..Oh look! A dog / ice cream van / funeral procession!