Babe: 3 years and 3 months

Babeling: 4 weeks

3am. Put the babeling back to bed after a feed. Pop into babe’s bedroom to admire her in her sleep.

Odd. Her duvet is in a heap by the door. Look at bed to see how she is sleeping without it. Bed empty!

Babymother: *gasp!*

Duvet on floor: *rustle, cough*

Consider carrying her back to her bed.


Go back to own bed and fall asleep.

The babe loves hearing this story. I just wish she wouldn’t keep mentioning in front of other mums that she sleeps on the floor.