Babe: 3 years and 3 months
Babeling: 11 days

We interrupt this long-winded birth bulletin with the following anecdote:

Gushy Lady: OOOh! How old is your baby?
Babymother: 9 days.
Babe: (positioning self between gushy lady and babeling): I’m three!

GL: Aaaah! Girl or boy?
BM: Girl.
Babe: (pressing in closer) I’m a big sister!

GL: Oooh! Aaaah! Isn’t she adorable?
BM: Thanks, she is.
Babe: (tugging lady’s sleeve) I’ve got an eye infection!