Babe: 3 years and 2 months
Babeling: 13 days overdue

I didn’t get anything to put in here

nothing here

because it’s still in here.


Today: Vigorous exercise, raw pineapple, gin & tonic.
Tomorrow: Hospital at 8am. Not allowed home til baby out.

Babymother: I’m going to hospital tomorrow to have the baby!
Babe: Is Daddy going too?
BM: Yes.
Babe: Why? Is he going to push the baby out?
BM: No, but he’s going to hold my hand.
Babe: And after that will you get married?