Babe: 3 years and 2 months
Babeling: 6 days late

Let us distract ourselves with the babe’s thoughts, on the subject of food:

Babymother, forty minutes into the longest tea-time known to man:
This is a very slow and boring process.
Babe: Mummy, I’m not a process.
How true.

The babe, having nibbled on the healthiest muesli bar that money can buy in Holland and Barrett, and put it down firmly:
That’s enough protein now.

Babyfather: Try a cherry tomato. They explode in your mouth! Look!
Babe: *follows babyfather’s example but removes tomato with expression of distaste* I need a doctor.

Lazy Sunday