Babe: 3 years outside
Babeling: 7 months inside

First shop window:
Babe: ‘Mummy, what’s this shop?’
Babymother:‘That shop is for shoes.’

Second shop window:
B: ‘Mummy, what’s this shop?’
BM: ‘That one’s for mobile phones.’

Third shop window (sporting undressed female mannequin):
B: ‘Mummy, that one’s for boobies.’

If only. Then I could get a new pair if the babeling wrecks my current set. The babe did not do much damage, but I heard a woman say after her son had finished with hers that they looked like ‘two pittas with glace cherries on the ends’.

Breast is best, by the way.